What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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