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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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