Its about making memories worth repressing
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The feeling are messing with the penis
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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