Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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