no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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