we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
