i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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