Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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