Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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