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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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