You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Terrible idea I love it
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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