he thought i was a dude.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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