is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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