I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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