the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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