I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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