Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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