"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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