You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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