Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Randomize