READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
