I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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