she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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