he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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