If that was your dad, he is hot
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
50% drunk capacity currently
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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