Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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