let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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