We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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