dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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