I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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