So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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