Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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