im holly from the hills drunk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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