I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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