Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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