He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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