cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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