I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
