ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I supernannyed him into submission
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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