Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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