Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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