can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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