i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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