it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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