Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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