My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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