you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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