oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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