I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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