he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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