No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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