Don't you send me to vm
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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