Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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